I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Do plants get herpes?
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