is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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