he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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