Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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