that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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