As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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