Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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