There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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