Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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