My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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