discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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