Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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