operation have a gay friend backfired
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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