How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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