It's Friday. Sex?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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