Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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