I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
i need some magic done to my vagina
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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