Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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