She's JV to your varsity
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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