I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
and she was petting her beer can
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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