no one should ever give us hovercrafts
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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