that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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