If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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