found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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