Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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