He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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