I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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