I don't think brook has ever known best
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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