what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
