I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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