i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
there is glitter all over my balls
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