Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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