i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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