you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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