nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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