What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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