i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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