He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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