Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Randomize
