OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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