The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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