Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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