please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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