The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Also, beer. Big fan.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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