I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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