I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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