Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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