i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I love having hate sex.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
