Im at strip club and am horny
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Randomize
