i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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