its not stalking. its research.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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