Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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