people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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