Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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