Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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